\n喂,腦袋已經壞掉了,不知所措也沒幫助,不如走入我們的如果電話亭瘋狂廢噏,以假設打開失控世界之門,吃一片北瓜,尋找快樂的可能性⋯⋯ 或不可能性。
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\n【歌詞】
\n假設這腦袋有啲壞 (噉你會點)
\n假設古怪都有得賣
\n假設所有貓變機械 (噉佢會點)
\n假設一個轆會識嗌
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\n假使所有人變晒聲
\n低音變假音 似一部琴
\n假使燈柱磨到變針
\n一㓤會開燈 照光萬民
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\n喂 最近 有冇好多嘢諗 有冇好多嘢呻
\n愈諗愈䒐䒏成個人塞到好似便秘咁
\n不如放低手機將條腦筋放飛
\nLet's celebrate, 唏呀唏呀唏 OK?
\n算盤算唔到下一頁講乜
\n篤到肉都酸核核突突密密質質恍恍惚惚運運吉吉
\n隨心24-7 打爆你個星期一
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\n假設這腦袋有啲壞 (噉你會點)
\n(盲舂舂周圍貢南北西東)
\n假設古怪都有得賣
\n(戴住headphone 倒樹蔥輕鬆)
\n假設小米粒放超大 (噉佢會點)
\n(話知佢係通窿 實心定真空)
\n假設鮮血可變鮮奶
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\n鍾意就嗌
\n鍾意就 搬入新界
\n樓下陳師奶 心態決定境界
\n由細到大 填顏色 特登填出界
\n捉棋唔分 邊條楚河 邊條漢界
\nYo hi fly high give me five Bye
\n時間得咁多 係要攞少少嚟嘥
\nTime點樣buy
\nTime照舊fly
\n人生 就係睇你點寫條headline
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\n東瓜走向前再轉左
\n可否叫北瓜 向北極爬
\nT-shirt剪了袖變背心
\n可否叫I-shirt 似科技吧
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\n假設這腦袋有啲壞 (噉你會點)
\n(鑽入啲窿窿罅罅搵啲神神化化)
\n假設古怪都有得賣
\n(無咩要怕 你想 就係當下)
\n假設改姓想姓不敗 (噉我會點)
\n(闖下 有咁厊厏得咁厊厏)
\n假設空氣好當錢派
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\n當深海有魚吃了果
\n鬼主意增多 各式自助
\n當首歌有如碰上果
\n不想唱因果 對咪亂鋤
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